INCIDENT #1
So, for Valentine's day we decided to go to Bubba Gumps for dinner. So we get there and there is a one hour wait. No biggie, its V-day, wherever we go there is going to be a wait. So, we decided to wait in the gift shop with the other people since its freezing outside. So here goes our conversation:
Bry -"so what do you want to do after this?"
me-"Doesn't matter to me, what would you like to do?"
Bry-"Well we could go to the movies and see that one you want to see."
me-"well we do have 3 movies at home still that we could watch."
Bry-" we should watch the porno one"
all I could do was look at him and start laughing. Because he didn't realize what he said and all these people looked at him after he said it. I understood what movie he meant (Zack and Miri make a porno) but everyone else thought he meant "porno". LMAO
INCIDENT #2
I am going to have to do this in two parts. And i will start backwards and then explain it after....
Okay. So Bryan went to the store to pick up a few items for me. He was gone maybe 20 minutes or so. When he comes back, he's in the kitchen getting the stuff out of the bag and I was taliking to him.
Hailey - "Dad, want to hear something embarrassing"
bry- " Sure, what happened"
Hailey " look at your anke then"
Then, both of us confused look down and see this.
