Bryan's 2 incidents.

INCIDENT #1

So, for Valentine's day we decided to go to Bubba Gumps for dinner. So we get there and there is a one hour wait. No biggie, its V-day, wherever we go there is going to be a wait. So, we decided to wait in the gift shop with the other people since its freezing outside. So here goes our conversation:
Bry -"so what do you want to do after this?"
me-"Doesn't matter to me, what would you like to do?"
Bry-"Well we could go to the movies and see that one you want to see."
me-"well we do have 3 movies at home still that we could watch."
Bry-" we should watch the porno one"

all I could do was look at him and start laughing. Because he didn't realize what he said and all these people looked at him after he said it. I understood what movie he meant (Zack and Miri make a porno) but everyone else thought he meant "porno". LMAO

INCIDENT #2

I am going to have to do this in two parts. And i will start backwards and then explain it after....
Okay. So Bryan went to the store to pick up a few items for me. He was gone maybe 20 minutes or so. When he comes back, he's in the kitchen getting the stuff out of the bag and I was taliking to him.
Hailey - "Dad, want to hear something embarrassing"
bry- " Sure, what happened"
Hailey " look at your anke then"
Then, both of us confused look down and see this.

we both started to crack up. Earlier that day, Bryan was watching Lucy and he was on the computer. She decided to tie her dress belt onto Bryan's ankle. No big deal, he wasn't going anywhere. But, when he went to the store hours later, he totally forgot about it. And he was wondering why he got so many weird stares at him It makes sense now. LMAO,